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Usain goes "Insane" Bolt


Here at Ed The Sports Fan, we like to dream on occasion. And on this most dreamy of occasions I had a vision of a 6'5" wide receivers who has the swagger of Chad Johnson and who could possibly be faster than Randy Moss. Oh what a dream...

What? You say someone of this ilk actually exists? No way, I don't believe you.

Usain Bolt just won the gold medal by running a time of 9.69 seconds in the 100 meter dash at the 2008 Beijing Olympics. He eased up at the finish with his arms spread in victory, and his left shoe was untied.

What? He didn't give 100%? His shoe was untied? Shut up, why lie to me on such things. Obviously he just broke a world record, why the hell wouldn't he try his hardest...

Well...I did watch the preliminary heat. Dude did ease up at about 80m and look to his left, look to his right, and just looked around like, "Is this the best you got World? My last name is Bolt you fools."

So what do we make of this. Michael Phelps just won 8 medals. Congratulations to him, dude is unreal in the water. But you all know me, I'm a sucker for braggadocio and uber-confidence. Usain Bolt made me have another dream last night.

"With the 1st pick, in the 2009 NFL Draft. The Jacksonville Jaguars select...Usain Bolt, Wide Receiver from Jamaica."



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