Oh, you thought I wasn't going to give you a Super Bowl post? Come on now...today I'll be identifying those things that will happen during Super Bowl Sunday, if I'm wrong...well, I really don't care. LOL.
- Someone will come to a Super Bowl party wearing a jersey of a team NOT in the actual Super Bowl..."Fam, you do realize that Dallas didn't even MAKE the playoffs right?" (I'm going to get in trouble for using the Cowboys as a reference...LMAO)
- Someone will come to a Super Bowl party saying that they've been Arizona Cardinals fans FOR LIFE! Really? You just have happened to live in Ohio all your childhood and adult life and your a die-hard Cardinals fan? Do me a favor and go run into oncoming traffic.
- Edgerrin James will not run for 100 yards. I'm pretty much willing to bet my life on this, however, since I value my life like none other how about I bet your life on it. If Edgerrin James runs for 100 yards, that means that half of the Steelers defense must've seen Reischa Canidate on the sidelines giving an update to the booth. Oh boy.
- Understand that the NBC telecast will gush on and on about Ben Roethlisberger, Larry Fitzgerald, Hines Ward, and Kurt Warner. I'm just preparing you for this ahead of time, remember that most of you that read this are more than just casual fans. Remember than your mothers will be watching this game and don't know that Warner's an old fogey and Hines Ward is half-Korean. Just deal with it.
- Realize that half of the Super Bowl commercials will be really funny. (I am really looking forward to the new Bud Bowl commercial. How can you not get excited over beer bottles playing a game of football?) Conversely, half of the Super Bowl commercials will really suck.
- If you attend a Super Bowl party, there will be people there not that interested in the Super Bowl. Or they will say ridiculous things like, "OMG, do you see that coach? He looks like Omar Epps??!?!?" or "Girl, do you see all that hair coming out of #43's helmet or #11's helmet? Can they pull that? I wish a b*tch would try and pull out my Yaki #2b." Kindly ask them to keep their conversations to a mild roar or escort them off the premises. I'm so serious.
- If you are a fan of the Steelers or the Cardinals and your team loses on Sunday. God help you. Pretty much, don't watch the SportsCenter or ESPN in general for the next 3 weeks and hope that the NBA All-Star Game gets here fast enough so Kenny Mayne and Stu Scott (frat) have something else to talk about.
- Someone not named Ben Roethlisberger, Troy Polamalu, Kurt Warner, or Larry Fitzgerald will win the Super Bowl MVP. I'd go Willie Parker first, Karlos Dansby second, Anquan Boldin third.
- Do know that they will talk about Steelers DB Ryan Clark and the massive hits he has had on Willis McGahee and Wes Welker roughly 38 times during the game. I absolutely have no problem with this whatsoever.
- Its inevitable that almost every black person will tune out when Bruce Springsteen performs at the Super Bowl. As a matter of fact, black people haven't been excited about any performers at the Super Bowl since Janet's teet popping off and Prince sweating out his perm a couple of years ago.
- Finally, let it be duly noted that if for anything else have fun during Super Bowl 43, and lets hope that Arizona and Pittsburgh play a great game.
What's that? Prediction? Oh, you want a prediction huh...ok I'll give you one.
Arizona 34, Pittsburgh 30
-Ed.
www.edthesportsfan.com
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10 Responses to "Things That Will Happen During Super Bowl Sunday..."LOL @ us checking out during half time. You already know! I picked the Cardinals as well 31 - 27.
Really cuz, you just gonna hate on the Boys for no reason at all. They're not even in the game and you got to hate.
Lols all around for this post. That was funny.
Co-sign! I'm goin on a food run at half.
I'm glad you posted Wes Welker gettin the cobwebs cleaned. I'm tired over analysts gushin over how good he is. He's a good possession receiver that benefits from the double coverage of Randy Moss. Period!
I'm not turnin on a TV until 2PM MST. I'm already tired of the analysis.
I'd rather people showed up wearin gear for a team not in the game than all of a sudden be Cardinals fans...
that being said I will be wearing my bears gear and pulling for the Steelers to win simply because i like them better. yeah i said it.
Haha I was just mentioning how I hadn't really watched a halftime show since the Prince one. I don't want the Steelers to win just so I don't have to see texts from my ex. At the time of this writing the Steelers have won and I have gotten the texts. Sigh, I was asking too much I suppose.
oh you got arizona winning by 4.. woooooooooooow.. honestly i was hopin warner get his ring so he could retire gracefully ya know. but you can't do nuttin when big ben and pollymaloo standin in front of you. steelers is bad. cardinals, physically, did look a lot like some hobbits compared to the steelers lol.
and those damn superbowl commercials suck ass. i went on hulu.com to vote and im stuck between 3.. the audi commercial, gatorade, and the hulu ad wit alec baldwin and some others. i didn't count movie trailers tho. there's no real talent in cuttin and pastin a movie promo with a voice over although I do want to see Up. that old man had me dyin.
unfortunately my superbowl night was ruined by some clown. so i spent my night wit two pizza pies from dominoes (mesquite bbq chicken and extra large pepperoni) and Kitty Bradshaw on twitter lookin at tomlin wit her damned vagina eyes. i called her out on it too lol.
and i think you're right for the most part from what i seen. i don't know how right you are with those predictions but they pretty damn close. LOL
Dear NFL,
Let my man Ryan Clark have 21.
Thanks,
ST fan.
does any one know if carrie underwood will hold the mike or leave it on the stand when she sings
i have a bet on carrie underwood holding the mike
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