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Cavs New Strategy - Get LeBron The Ball, Get Out The Way


Tony Montana had more help in the last scene of "Scarface" than LeBron has had in this series. We are all witnesses.

I really don't have too much to say today, other than the fact that last night's performance by Bron Bron might have been the craziest thing I've ever "witnessed" in my basketball watching life.

Here's what (I believe) Mike Brown said in the huddle before the start of the 4th quarter...

"Delonte, Mo, Z, Sideshow Bob....move towards the sidelines. King, I mean...LeBron, go to the top of the key and save our season."

Yep, that's what he said.

So the mythical "EJ's Neato Stat-o-The Night" was that Bron Bron scored or assisted on Cleveland's last 32 points in the fourth quarter for the Cavaliers last night to help them stay alive in the Eastern Conference Finals against the 3-point Unibombers Orlando Magic.

WTF

You know what...I have no F'n clue what's going to happen on Sunday. Clearly LeBron's gonna get a triple-double, Cleveland will go up by about 20 points in the 1st half. Orlando will come back in roughly 3 minutes. Pietrus will hit about 5 3's and do the Parisian head nod. Mike Brown will still attempt to try and have Sideshow Bob guard Rashard Lewis. FAIL. Mo Williams looks like he got in a cat fight and lost. Boobie Gibson everybody. I secretly wanna see Dwight and Sideshow Bob fight, and Varejao breakout in Capoeira dance fighting moves lol.

The series is going 7, who's gonna win it? Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Cavs.

-Ed.
www.edthesportsfan.com

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