Friday, May 29, 2009

Cavs New Strategy - Get LeBron The Ball, Get Out The Way



Tony Montana had more help in the last scene of "Scarface" than LeBron has had in this series. We are all witnesses.

I really don't have too much to say today, other than the fact that last night's performance by Bron Bron might have been the craziest thing I've ever "witnessed" in my basketball watching life.

Here's what (I believe) Mike Brown said in the huddle before the start of the 4th quarter...

"Delonte, Mo, Z, Sideshow Bob....move towards the sidelines. King, I mean...LeBron, go to the top of the key and save our season."

Yep, that's what he said.

So the mythical "EJ's Neato Stat-o-The Night" was that Bron Bron scored or assisted on Cleveland's last 32 points in the fourth quarter for the Cavaliers last night to help them stay alive in the Eastern Conference Finals against the 3-point Unibombers Orlando Magic.

WTF

You know what...I have no F'n clue what's going to happen on Sunday. Clearly LeBron's gonna get a triple-double, Cleveland will go up by about 20 points in the 1st half. Orlando will come back in roughly 3 minutes. Pietrus will hit about 5 3's and do the Parisian head nod. Mike Brown will still attempt to try and have Sideshow Bob guard Rashard Lewis. FAIL. Mo Williams looks like he got in a cat fight and lost. Boobie Gibson everybody. I secretly wanna see Dwight and Sideshow Bob fight, and Varejao breakout in Capoeira dance fighting moves lol.

The series is going 7, who's gonna win it? Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Cavs.

-Ed.
www.edthesportsfan.com

Comments

10 Responses to "Cavs New Strategy - Get LeBron The Ball, Get Out The Way"
  1. Antone said...
    Friday, May 29, 2009 12:21:00 PM

    Ok..so Lebron went nuts..the Cavs shot 50% from the field..Mo finally shot the ball well..they went up big early..and they still almost lost at home...and they still can't guard the Magic...and I don't see them winning Game 6...unless the Magic completely choke a big one on offense..or Boobie Gibson and Mo Williams combine for 12 threes.

  2. Cephas said...
    Friday, May 29, 2009 12:33:00 PM

    This strategy in the 4th Quarter may be there best bet. If they keep this up Orlando will be forced to double Lebron which will leave someone open. If that "someone" steps up there will be a gam 7.

  3. SoulOnIce said...
    Friday, May 29, 2009 12:41:00 PM

    @ Antone

    I think you may be downplaying the impact of what we just saw. On top of that, Orlando is extremely capable of choking on offense (perfect example is Denver in the 4th quarter of Game Five). There's gonna be a Game Seven.

  4. J. McFly said...
    Friday, May 29, 2009 2:11:00 PM

    I think the mentallity should be "Give LeBron the ball, try to get open" The Cavs play better when the ball is fed thru him and not to him, when he can pass the ball.

  5. Eathan said...
    Friday, May 29, 2009 7:27:00 PM

    LeBrob is working way too hard. I'm sure it will go 7 because it makes for a better story. But someone on the Cavs bench needs to man up!

  6. imsohideous said...
    Friday, May 29, 2009 7:47:00 PM

    There's no way this series goes seven if this is the strategy they employ in Orlando. In the first half, while they had that huge lead, you saw the ball moving, you saw Orlando having to rotate on defense and you saw way more open shots in the first 18 minutes of that game for Cleveland that it seems like they've seen all series. Fast forward to the end of the second, Orlando hits a couple of threes, then Lebron tries his best, I'm going to try and take over this game impression and turnovers ensue and the gap closes from 20 to one in half a quarter.

    Cleveland can win this series, but they can't react to the barrage of 3-pointers that they know are coming by continuing to let Lebron go 1-on-5. If they keep playing smart, team basketball, even while Orlando gets hot, they can weather those raining three pointers and win. If Lebron has to go 1-on-5 in Orlando, this series is done.

  7. clnmike said...
    Saturday, May 30, 2009 3:52:00 PM

    They cant wim like this, Stan Van Gundy has the Magic playing great D but there starting slow, that the Cavs only hope. Jump on them early and this time stay on them.

  8. Anonymous said...
    Sunday, May 31, 2009 12:21:00 AM

    EAT YOUR FUCKING WORDS ASSHOLE!
    Proved you wrong. Wait and see, bitch, we're taking it all the way and gettin' those rings and that trophy.
    GO MAGIC!

  9. Antone said...
    Sunday, May 31, 2009 11:19:00 AM

    Guess I was right....Lebron can't do it alone...end of story

  10. Anonymous said...
    Monday, June 01, 2009 4:37:00 AM

    See you all at game 7......

    Oh wait...

    Air ball Ed, total air ball. Just like Queen James.

    BTW who gave you this job, they should shoot you then turn the unloaded gun on themselves. I really hope you get what that comment means.

    Magic in 6!

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