Monday, October 5, 2009

Ramblings of a Disgruntled Fan



Well, where do I start? I’m applying The William Forrester Philosophy as I write this post. It will be about as raw as can be, but will remain grammatically-correct, since I hate misspelled words, and bad punctuation. Also, I apologize for the amount of cursing that will be in the post. All I can tell you is…put the children to bed when you read this one.

This is the most frustrated I have been in quite some time as a fan of the Oklahoma Sooners and the Dallas Cowboys. The last two days have been an absolute nightmare; not just because we lost, but how we went about our losing. I don’t know what to make of OU right now. Regardless of what people have been led to believe, there are only SIX programs in the entire country who can truly measure their season by the “National Championship or Bust” mantra, and those programs are Florida, Texas, LSU, Ohio State, USC, and us. Of course, if any other school gets there, it will be good, but their season won’t be considered a failure if they don’t make it. Now that my Sooners have two losses, our season is effectively fucked. We can’t get into The National Championship, and even though we win Big XII titles by the pound, we don’t measure our success on collecting conference championships.

The last three games we lost were by one point, one point, and ten points, so it’s not like we’re getting killed. At this rate, we can only try to make it tough on anyone else, namely Texas, to make the championship. I don’t know what we did to piss the football gods off, but when you lose your Heisman-winning quarterback, the best tight end in college football, and your number one receiver, you’re doomed; it doesn’t matter who you are.

As for my Cowboys, I’m going to say this right now: I still believe in Tony Romo. Contrary to his confidence looking to be completely shot yesterday, I still believe in him. Right now, it’s only me and Kevin Jiles (one of my frat brothers, as well as a fellow Cowboy fan). The rest of the Cowboy fan base has jumped off the Romo bandwagon and is heading for higher ground. See, I’m well aware of who is backing Romo up, and even as bad as he played, I’d still rather have him over Jon Kitna and Stephen McGee. When Romo is on, he’s fantastic, but when he’s off, he’s pathetic. I’m not gonna go any further into Romo talk, simply because it’ll dominate the airwaves, blogs, newspapers, and any other media for the rest of the week.

As for the defense, it’s somewhat fixed, but I am SICK AND TIRED OF BUM-ASS TERENCE NEWMAN! I’ve never liked that mark-ass buster, and he gave me yet another reason when I say he has never been an elite corner. Not only did he get abused for the game-winning touchdown by Brandon Marshall, he makes excuses by saying Marshall grabbed his jersey! Whether his jersey got grabbed or not is irrelevant; you still got to play it out, because that’s what the other team is doing. Good grief, I can’t stand that fuck boy. We’re 2-2, so I won’t panic yet, but losing games like this is absolutely pathetic. I still believe in my teams, and will never jump ship. The only thing we can do is learn from this weekend, get back to work, and try to get better.

WHAT OTHER PLAYERS SHOULD HITCH-HIKE THEIR WAY BACK TO THE CITY FOR YOUR TEAM? WHO ELSE IS GON’ CRY IN THE CAR? LET US KNOW!

Be easy.

-K. Masenda
http://www.edthesportsfan.com/

Comments

8 Responses to "Ramblings of a Disgruntled Fan"
  1. Peyso said...
    Monday, October 05, 2009 10:15:00 AM

    i hate Romo. He's my QB on my fantasy football. He lost me 2 games this season. SMH

  2. J. McFly said...
    Monday, October 05, 2009 10:54:00 AM

    Sorry Ken, I'm officially off the Romo wagon. He doesn't step up when they need it most and thats what good QBs do. He was throwing like shit yesterday. The worst part is he kept throwing to contest Champ Bailey on these long bombs. I saw Choice open for at least 5 passes that Romo blew throwing down field for nothing.

    I also want to get rid of the offensive cord. He has to go, period.

  3. Stankoniforous 0ne said...
    Monday, October 05, 2009 12:03:00 PM

    I watched pieces of that Dallas @ Denver game. Do not forgot the elevation issue. These are professional athletes but if you live your life at sea level comin to Denver is an adjustment, ever single time. It took me 3 months to get my lungs right and they have one game.

    That aside, the Boys need a TO level receiver. Roy Williams is not that type of receiver. The Boys dealt for the wrong one.

    When Brandon Marshall is dialed in, it's hard to stop him. He goes against one of the top 5 corners in the league in practice every week. It has to make him better.

  4. Chuck Chillout said...
    Monday, October 05, 2009 12:26:00 PM

    Can I just give a quick shout out to O-State, the Bengals, the 49ers and "The Franchise" aka my Fantasy Squad (sorry JAG...lol). This was a GRRRREAT sports weekend for me.

    On the college side you're right. Being a fan of one of those six teams is really unfair. It's really taken a lot for me to mature and realize that a year in which you didn't win the national championship isn't a total failure. So I've learned to live with (not like) a Big 10 championship and a regular trouncing of that team up north.

    Now the PROS is a different story. College kids aren't getting paid, don't have (or aren't supposed to have) tons of leisure time.

    I'm soooooo sick of these whiney, primadonna athletes. Now, I've come around on my position on pay...if you can get it, get it. But these dudes got trainers and position coaches and film and gourmet meals and even a damn per diem!!! You make $__ million dollars a year and you get a per diem!

    I used to question what seperates good teams/players from great ones...it's heart. The Cowboys have NONE right now. Roy Williams ain't got it...Romo ain't got it...Jason Garrett ain't got it...not even the head coach. Juxtapose that against my squad the 49ers...you get a coach with some fire and willing to drop trou...and you turn a mediocre team at best into world beaters.

    Jerry better do somethin' quick or else he's gonna have to pawn that big screen.

  5. Reverend Paul Revere said...
    Monday, October 05, 2009 1:25:00 PM

    On a slightly related note … Penn State plays Eastern Illinois on Saturday, so perhaps the Dallas talent evaluators should travel to State College this weekend and scout their future overrated quarterback.

  6. JAG said...
    Monday, October 05, 2009 1:33:00 PM

    Ken - I feel your pain, brother. People who root for squads that are happy with 9-3 and a bowl game will never understand what we go through.

    You gotta slow your roll, though. You can't call everybody a "mark-ass buster". It will lose its effectiveness. LOL

    JAG

    I'd better check my fantasy squad. If I actually lost to, excuse me, "Chuck Chillout", I'll be filling up the waiver wire and getting some new recruits. ;-)

  7. Ed The Sports Fan said...
    Monday, October 05, 2009 4:58:00 PM

    I'm going to save some of my ammo until tomorrow, i might just go in...

    but yeah, this feeling sucks...because you feel helpless. There's nothing you can do.

    Ok, I'm going to stop typing, or i might just bash my head on this keyboard...

    -Ed.

  8. Marcus said...
    Monday, October 05, 2009 7:41:00 PM

    Your boy Romo is a currently a bum... He is all over the place, He hung multiple receivers out to dry and only once did they really get cleaned up... Not the way to go with B Dawkins running the Secondary... So Cowboy fans best of luck to you but I am far from sold on Romo until he gets somebody to get in his ass every now and then, not sure but I think his best days were when the Tuna was still around.

    Another pink slip that needs to go out is to Brad St. Louis, my Bengals longsnapper. You have 1 job and have done it for 10 years... How do you not do your job 4 times in 5 games.

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